Hillbilly Carpenters

Dennis

Administrator
Staff member
Billy Bob and Bubba were doing some carpenter work on a house.

Billy Bob who was nailing down house siding, would reach into his nail pouch, pull out a nail and either use it or throw it over his shoulder.

Bubba, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, "Why are you throwing those nails away??

Billy Bob explained, "When I pull out a nail out of my pouch, about half of them have the head on the wrong end, so I throw them away".

Bubba went ballistic and yelled, "You moron! Those nails aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!"
 

rusty_tlc

New member
Billy Bob and Bubba were buying some lumber for a job. They asked the guy at the lumber yard for some 2x4's.
"How long do you want them?" he asked
Billy Bob and Bubba stepped away for a minute and talked to each other, then they came back.
"Quite a while, we plan to build a house with them." said Bubba.
 
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