Hillbilly Carpenters


Staff member
Billy Bob and Bubba were doing some carpenter work on a house.

Billy Bob who was nailing down house siding, would reach into his nail pouch, pull out a nail and either use it or throw it over his shoulder.

Bubba, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, "Why are you throwing those nails away??

Billy Bob explained, "When I pull out a nail out of my pouch, about half of them have the head on the wrong end, so I throw them away".

Bubba went ballistic and yelled, "You moron! Those nails aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!"


New member
Billy Bob and Bubba were buying some lumber for a job. They asked the guy at the lumber yard for some 2x4's.
"How long do you want them?" he asked
Billy Bob and Bubba stepped away for a minute and talked to each other, then they came back.
"Quite a while, we plan to build a house with them." said Bubba.