I just fired the secretary...and here is why

Sauce

Active member
You ever have one of those crappy weeks? WellLast week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy birthday!", and possibly have a present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "Happy Birthday." I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids will remember.

My kids came into breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for The office, I was feeling pretty low and somewhat despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, "Good morning, boss, happy birthday!" It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered.

I worked until one o'clock and then Jane knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go out to lunch, just you and me."

I said, "Thanks Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!" We went to lunch.

But we didn't go where we normally would go. We dined instead at a little place with a private table. We had two Martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously on the way back to the office, Jane said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day... We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"

I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind?"

She said, "Let's go to my apartment."

After arriving at her apartment Jane turned to me and said, "Boss, if
you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for a moment. I'll be right back."

"Ok." I nervously replied.

She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake...

Followed by my wife, kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing "Happy birthday".

And I just sat there...

On the couch...

Naked

:maddance3
 

MR.ROCKAPE

New member
Sauce said:
its not really funny, my wife is still mad at me :(
You have a wife???Is that what you call it in an alternative relationship??I guess someone has to be the man and the other has to be the woman. :confused:
 

Scrub

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rockape said:
You have a wife???Is that what you call it in an alternative relationship??I guess someone has to be the man and the other has to be the woman. :confused:


:rofl2: I Really dont wanna know who wear's the thong in that relationship :eek:
 

Sauce

Active member
Dang guys, don't you want to see a picture of my wife before you start talking crap? Here it is :yup: :yup: ........














































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Sauce

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don't hate t-boy, you haven't even started on your buggy :rolleyes:, besides, she is way out of your league :D
 

spoon

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Sauce said:
Dang guys, don't you want to see a picture of my wife before you start talking crap? Here it is :yup: :yup: ........














































rGirlBTS021.jpg
W! W! W! Wow!!!!!!!!
:eek: :D . See thats what i'm tryin' to tell you XJ guys, buggy guys get all the ladies. Buggies=Boobies :D Keep postin' up these kind of pics here Sauce and we will get rid of Pizza Flamer fo' sho'!!!! :D
 
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